August in Edinburgh could mean a few things:
That you are enjoying your summer holiday somewhere sunny, sipping your 2nd mojito next to a pool, in which case
I hope you are having a lovely timeI hate you.
you took your summer holiday in June or July (me) and now you are sitting in an empty office hating all your mojito-sipping colleagues who will return to work with a tan (me),
you are stuck in traffic, irritated towards everything and everyone because you live in Edinburgh and FRINGE HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED !!!